The Empty Room at Hilbert’s Hotel
Leo Obrst
July 8, 2022
I’d like to book a room there on Juneteenth, late.
I know it’s only January, but I believe I’ll be there.
Why do I believe I’ll be there? Do you seek proof?
I’ll put dollars up as collateral. Charge these now.
If you fear you won’t have room, dispel the error.
You’ll find you will have rooms enough for all me
Who set up reservations between now and then,
No matter how many our me will fit into a room.
I might have identical twins, cousins showing up.
Charge an infinite sum, if in doubt. Credit’s good.
If all me can’t fit into a room, book each a room.
There should be rooms to spare, dollars aplenty.
If I lack trust, accept this affidavit from G. Cantor.
If any room is empty at the end, accept this $null.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel
